Don’t you dare let your pride and the glare of the media or fame get into your head so much that you start discouraging concerned real Pakistanis. Stop being a narcissistic fool living in a fake paradise. Stop being a sissy. Stop being a drawing room based, laptop carrying, coffee-sipping ‘patriot’ ‘liberal’ ‘concerned’ pakistani.
You are nothing. YOu are a burden on our society on our minds on our system on our souls on our scarce sanity. You engage in useless discussions. Behas-barae-Behas. You don’t want to leave your sofa. You dont want to make a single sacrifice. You want others to do it all for you and then you make criticism. You criticise everyone. From Zardari to Edhi to Imran Khan to Hizb-Tahrir to Molana Diesel to Molana Bijli Ghar to Muslim Khan to Mullah Radio to Mangal Bagh, to Mehsud to Talebanized DC Malakand.
You will criticize me for God-knows-what-reasons and for God-knows-how-long instead of doing a tiny little bit of self-reflection.
And I… I won’t be worth my salt if I waste a second on you, your judgements, your critique, your suggestions, your anger, your issues, your concerns, your fears, your ‘analysis’ of the ‘situation’ as a:
. ‘security consultant’
. ‘political analyst’
. ‘talk show host’
. ‘media celebrity’
. ‘prolific author writing about Shakespear’s Romeo & Juliet or something instead of lamenting the death of Yousaf Khans and Sherbanos of my Pekhawar, my Swat, my tribal areas, my land, my people, my first cousin 16 year old killed in a suicide bomb blast in October 2009.’
What? What did you murmur about?
Oh.. that ‘you are sorry’?
That you think Democracy is the best revenge? That it will all get ok?
To hell with you.
No body, abso-f********-lutely no body who is not an ‘intellectual’ like yourself thinks that ‘democracy’ in its present shape, manifestations, structure can turn Bilwal son of a Zardari into a Musa borned into the Palace of ‘Firoan’.
This is not about democracy. Hitler was elected DEMOCRATICALLY. Hamas was elected DEMOCRATICALLY. Iran is DEMOCRATIC.
Did you say constitution?
“MAY NAHIN MANTA
MAY NAHIN JAANTA
AISAY DASTOOR KO
SUBH-E-BAY NOOR KO”
Dont read this if do not have even the slightest intention to solve even an iota of any of the smallest problem Pakistan faces today. And shame on you, and shame on me and shame on everyone who knows us if we don’t take a step forward, if we don’t stop fighting each other., if we don’t step back for a second. Shame on your parents. Shame on your kids. Shame on your drawing room and its sofas and its laptop and its walls and its paint and its residents if not even a second of your life is spent on SOLVING THE MOST SIMPLE PROBLEMS my land, my country my JANNAT-E-KHASTA is facing.
You do have a lot of time to roam around in 3 piece suits and nice saris in warm rooms full of people like you where you guys chatter around and make fun of everyone ranging from Zardari to Molana Diesel to Imran Khan to Musharraf to Kiyani to Bush.
To hell with you. Just once. Just for one single month, I really want
• the writers, intellectuals, journalists, lawyers, specially corporate lawyers,
• the social development consultants dependent on a deskjob at UN or something,
• the NGO wahalas who get money from outside and use it to buy landcruisers,
• the public speakers and activists and ‘concerned citizens’ and reality show hosts and the young people who beg to come on these reality shows (where they eat cockroaches, dance in shit, slap strangers etc etc) all who entertain their narcisstic tendencies their greed to gain fame
• all those bloggers, podcasters, twitter-users who are so happy to be praise each other all the time instead of encouraging others, who are very busy in becoming the first… for instance in becoming the first to have made a TWEEET on TWITTER which said PAKISTAN ZINDABAAD , or HIP HIP HURRAY or HA HOO HAY HO or DAMA DAM MAST QALANDAR or Gandhi Ji Ki Jay , tay ZARDARI KI AISI KI TAISI , BAAL THACKERA JAHANUUMI HAY AUR JINNAH MUSALMAN THA or IQBAL SIALKOTI DUNYA KA SAB SAY BARA SHAIR Hay MAGAR Iqbal chi Langoti hi nahi Piyari ham ko’.
• the writers who talk about unreal irrelevant crap, the film makers who make movies with sexy dominant masculine women and hot young men who are both in some foreign counter.. thus resulting in further increasing the anxieties and inferiority complexes of the large part of the audiences.. .
• This resuls in more of disillusioned pakistani men truing harder to leave the country…
• This results in more more unrealistic idealistic hopeless romantic foolish sexually starved women believing that life resembles novels of Mills&Boons or those Pak serials of Pakistna which copy Indian Star plus (Kion kay Saas hi kabhi bahoo thi from India always becomes ‘ Kion kay Chatni bhi kabhi Chatni this’ in pakistan and NEVER ‘Kionkay Zameer-e-Zardari hi kabhi Zinda tha’)
• and i don’t even find it funny that these poor women probably imprisoned in their houses due to everything there is going on actual think that ‘love can make dreams come true’ hence implying ‘Mr. XYZ who is Pak’s number one model and is doing a dozen serials in probably the same 1-2 producer’s serials, and who had a Ferrrari in one serial and a gold watch in another and who was a dashing daring cute little prince on a white horse with his stubble nicely done’ in another will definitely come to marry this woman because ‘love can do wonders’ . etc.
Speak up . Don’t be a silent spectator. Don’t stop .. dont be shy… the time is NOW. the change starts NOW or NEVER:
Do leave your own stupid little cubicle or your own drawing room no matter where in the world you are and no matter how busy, sad, dizzy, you are.
Get up. Go to a cave or a cafe or driver hotel or a lake or movie. Go there. See if you can conquer your ego. See if you can curb narcissistic tendencies.
Leave me and everything else out of the loop. Leave the Sofa. Leave the laptop. Leave the discussions. Leave the job. Leave the business. Leave the family. Leave all your friends. Leave it all. Go out. Go into the wild. Go out for a day. Sit there. Think there. Shout there. Cry there. Laugh there. All alone. No body , just no body but just you and your ego and wishes and lusts and greeds and fears and dreams and nightmaters should accompany you. And yes, do Laugh at me. Laugh with me. Confront me. Confront your fears. Confront yourself. confront the social taboos. Confront the evil. confrot and analyze what always seem to good.
1. Find a problem you hate the most no matter how small it is.
2. Find a solution you think can fix it. .
3. Contact us or do it all by yourself.
Or else. continue being a psuedo intellectual piece of selfish holy crap raising stupid slogans bashing the west , bashing the mullah, bashing the americans, bashing pakistanis, bashing Imran Khan, bashing Zardari, bashing Benazir, bashing Bush, bashing Obama, bashing Jinna, bashing Sharif, Bashing badmashi, bashing mehangai, bashing the aata bhuran, bashing the bijli buhran, bashing Molana Diesel, bashing Bilawal Bhutto Zardari Palin, bashin democracy, bashing islam, bashing kufr, bashing the bash.
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